"don't fix yourself dinner i'm gonna make something," oh no "it'll be a big salad with deli meat and cheese in it" uhhhh "and i'll add tomatos and scallions," please no "and strawberries, and nuts," CAN I JUST DIE INSTEAD
not 2 be an ass but this is coming to me from a person who absolutely Can Not Cook and every time she makes me food i want to die but i'm too polite to tell her i'd rather eat spaghetti for the 5th night in a row
