I have a crush on every girl. Yes, this means you. you're all cute and great. 💖
@nergdron same tho 😍
@nergdron and being polyam makes it so much easier to crush on literally everyone
@polymerwitch SRSLY. but it also means I've pretty much lost any self restraint I must have. my wife just laughs at me, she's always just like "awww baby you're such a slut now", and I'm like "YES LIVING MY BEST LIFE". 😂
@polymerwitch so now I just don't hit on anyone, but if cute girls hit on me I'm like "ok let's make out now this is good". 😂
@polymerwitch HAHAHA yeah, it me too. Such a sub. Which is awkward, being such a big lady, everyone always wants me to top them and I'm like... nooooooo....
@nergdron @polymerwitch wait you're telling me the lady in that badass leather jacket picture isn't domme af?
@dconley @polymerwitch hahaha nope. I'm so tender hearted, I can domme, but I'm currently at a place where I want someone to tenderly domme me. and this is a problem because, like, everyone I date is super subby. all the two-subs-dating memes are so accurate. 😂
@polymerwitch @dconley basically, operate on a sliding scale with people, where I'm super tough with strangers, to drive off gross cis men and randos, and super soft and kind with close friends.
@polymerwitch @dconley it's so my life too, even if it does make for awkward liasons with people gently avoiding taking charge. 😅
@polymerwitch @dconley hahahaha ONE DAY.
@nergdron I'm hella akward and really subby. So, pretty much same 😄