Today, I met the stupidest bunny. I was mowing my overgrown lawn when three bunnies scattered in front of me. I turned the mower off to make sure they were all out the way. One bunny had decided to hide from me. Under the mower. And tried to pretend to not exist when nudged. I had to pick it up to move it. It then screamed and ran away.
Where did the bunny go? To try to hide behind a tree in my neighbour's yard, where I could see it, for the rest of the time I was mowing. After putting mower away, I came back to make sure it had found a real hiding place. It hadn't.
So again we played the game of 'I am not a bunny, I am a bunny shaped rock', until I picked up again to carry it back to the burrow the other two bunnies had fled to. Again, it screamed at me, again it ran away. This time into a small alley way between my house and that of my neighbours. Where it was trapped.
So again we played the game of 'I am not a bunny, I am a bunny shaped rock', until I picked up again to carry it back to the burrow the other two bunnies had fled to. Again, it screamed at me, again it ran away. This time into a small alley way between my house and that of my neighbours. Where it was trapped.