if you want to know how I'm doing I just tried to pour the dregs of an abandoned empty box of Triscuits into me and when that only made me hungrier I polished off a stale bag of salsa chips and when that made things worse I cut open a mostly-depleted bag of once-melted marshmallows so I could scrape them out with my teeth and when they too turned out to be stale I had to resort to mouthwash but I got distracted thinking about what I'd just done and swished for too long so uh

been better