there's talk of #HPcringe in my mentions so who's up for another round i am let's go
"A new Dark Wizard who's been stealing the emotions of hundreds of victims has set Harry Potter as his ultimate target, which naturally means that Severus must once again step in to save the Chosen One"
WHY IS THE FIRST ONE A SNARRY ALREADY
WHY IS SNAPE THE ONE BETTER QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH THAT THING
ALSO HE IS DEAD
"Harry mistakenly gets left on the steps of number 14 Privet Drive rather than number 4.
He grows up as the adopted son of Helen and David Johnson"
wait wait wait
they found a baby
it had a letter it was adressed to petunia dursley
so they knew who the baby was related to
.... and they kept him just like that?
"Draco is forced to work with Potter to retrieve a dark artefact from a gay riding stable known as the Rainbow Ranch."
....
I didn't think that sentence would end up that way.
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"It's Christmas and Harry has a surprise for Draco."
I thought it was his dick but given the tags it's another mpreg fic
"Accidental Bondage then intentional bondage but it's ok because draco likes bondage"
yes i gathered thanks
"Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion"
well that's useful
why didn't anyone give one or several to Tom Riddle
@Hiraelle has someone catalogued all the incidents in the Harry Potter novels that could trivially have been resolved by some bit of magic seen as routine elsewhere in the books? (e.g. time travel magic)
@kara_dreamer heh, time travel is complicated, if something has happened you still can't change it (I personnally think that there should not be time travel at all it's too tricky)
but no, not as far as i know