My white whale is this one weird video I found called dishdoer or something like that. A creepy guy drives his car into his garage, and voiceover says, "I think about it all the time." And then there's a bunch of smashcuts of him turning on the sink, pouring dishsoap everywhere, and cleaning each dish. He turns to the camera and says, "A clean dish is like a clean mind. There's nothing on it."

And then the creepiest wordart in history says "DO YOUR DISHES."

I think about it a lot. Was it real? Was it a fever dream? Should I do the dishes?