me: I want a dog companion.
dog: *follows me around everywhere*
me: What are you doing, friend? I think you're confused.
@guerrillarain If you need personal space.... you probably don't want... well most animals haha
@alice @guerrillarain turtles! turtles would be perfect! (I kinda want a turtle but they're actually not that easy maintenance-wise and there's a space issue and SIIIIIIGH)
@green @alice if I get a turtle there is a 100% chance I give myself salmonella
but I love turtles so much anyway
@guerrillarain @alice yeah, the salmonella thing is a definite showstopper. but turtles! but... salmonella! >____<
@guerrillarain @alice yeah, the salmonella thing is a definite showstopper. but turtles! but... salmonella! >____<