me: I want a dog companion.
dog: *follows me around everywhere*
me: What are you doing, friend? I think you're confused.
@alice 😂 😂 😂 that is very very true, which is probably why I won't get any (don't wanna bring them in and then get annoyed by their presence and not give them the love and emotional support they deserve)
but 😪 still hurts me nonetheless