Coke Zero Sugar > Pepsi Zero Sugar > Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke
@UberActivist all of those taste weird and fake to me, unlike refreshing cocoa cola, which tastes like the fresh bubbly mountain stream it undoubtedly sprang fully formed from
@chr once I dumped Coca-Cola Classic as my main drink, whenever I go back to it all I taste is yucky sugar
@UberActivist @chr yeah, after switching to sugar-free drinks and *gasp* water as my main drinks, sugar (at least in the ridiculous quantities like they put in soda) just tastes disgusting
@unascribed @chr "It just tastes so syrupy" I say... they respond "have you tried mexican coke"
IT ALL TASTES SYRUPY BECAUSE ITS ALL JUST MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MELTED OR PROCESSED SUGAR
@UberActivist @unascribed @chr I live on coffee what even is cola
Wait, no, it's that rum mixer. I know what this is.