using the socratic method to determine whether to bury myself in grain

@HTHR
SOCRATES: the only thing i know is that i know nothing, also that burying myself in grain sounds like. a good idea.
PLATO: very wise, teacher

@chr
SOCRATES: and will the grain not feel grainy on my skin?
PLATO: yes
SOCRATES: is graininess not the ultimate measure of beauty?
PLATO: yes
SOCRATES: thus should i bury myself in grain?
PLATO: absolutel.y

@HTHR
PROSECUTOR: is SOCRATES not aware that grain is a scarce resource used primarily to feed the people of Athens and of which there is not sufficient excess to justify bathing in it
SOCRATES: fuck you i'm a philosopher i do what i want

@chr @HTHR
More likely:
SOCRATES: Am I not a philosopher? Do I not, therefore, do what I want?