Hello, you are a tiny apex predator. Please sleep in my bed with me.
@ThisQueerBashesBack
Cat: what's in it for me?
Human: Meat snax, all the mice you can catch, and I'll pull on your ears and scratch the base of your tail so that your booty pops. Oh, and twine.
Cat: Go on...
@cooler_ranch Better than having mice in the bed :)