Hahahaha evidently millennials are killing "breastaurants" like Hooters because of "a lack of interest in breasts": http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-killing-list-2017-8
@aprrrl @ghost there's an observation I came across somewhere--maybe Mastodon, maybe Twitter, I don't remember well enough unfortunately--about all these hand-wringing pieces in "Forbes" and "Business Insider" and all these other ultracapitalist rags about how millennials are killing industries. the point was this: the capitalists thought they had us fucking _clocked_. They were wrong, and they're pissed.
@ghost @aprrrl they thought all they needed to do to get us to buy their crap was Internet-this and meme-that and "viral marketing"-the other, and it's not working. partly cos you can't squeeze blood from a fucking stone, but also because, hey, just because we spend our lives on Twitter making each other laugh with inane image macros doesn't mean we're _suckers_.
@ghost @alyx "they must just not like breasts anymore I guess" - 💩 👔