👏 DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 REAL 👏 PROGRAMMER 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 CODE 👏 WITH 👏 EMOJIS 👏

@TipsyTentacle what if we use emojis in our comments?

@Maenad
👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 GOOD 👏 ENOUGH 👏

@TipsyTentacle "brainfuck, but with emojis" is probably a solid pitch