@aprrrl little french joke : At the school a teacher is arguing with Jack, one of the pupils. - For the love of god, Jack, why do you bring your cat at school ?? You know it's forbidden no ?
Jack stand in silence for some times then burst in tears and sobbing.
- But, but, I have to protect him ! Dad said to my mom this morning while I was eating my cereals "Hey honey, be ready, cause at the moment the kid will leave the house, I will fuck*** eat your pussy !