there's talk of #HPcringe in my mentions so who's up for another round i am let's go

"A new Dark Wizard who's been stealing the emotions of hundreds of victims has set Harry Potter as his ultimate target, which naturally means that Severus must once again step in to save the Chosen One"

WHY IS THE FIRST ONE A SNARRY ALREADY

WHY IS SNAPE THE ONE BETTER QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH THAT THING

ALSO HE IS DEAD

#HPcringe

"Harry mistakenly gets left on the steps of number 14 Privet Drive rather than number 4.
He grows up as the adopted son of Helen and David Johnson"

wait wait wait

they found a baby
it had a letter it was adressed to petunia dursley
so they knew who the baby was related to

.... and they kept him just like that?

#HPcringe

"Draco is forced to work with Potter to retrieve a dark artefact from a gay riding stable known as the Rainbow Ranch."

....

I didn't think that sentence would end up that way.

#HPcringe

"Somehow Harry is turned into the or a Giant Squid and Snape, who is coming to collect potion's ingredients, didn't stand a chance. Harry started off just trying to get Snape to realise it was him but somehow the sight and feel of Snape in his tentacles...well..."

WHY DID I HAVE TO STUMBLE UPON THAT ONE AGAIN

#HPcringe

"It's Christmas and Harry has a surprise for Draco."

I thought it was his dick but given the tags it's another mpreg fic

#HPcringe

"Suicide Squad AU, Harry is Harley Quinn, Tom Riddle is the Joker"

sounds great (no)

#HPcringe

"Accidental Bondage then intentional bondage but it's ok because draco likes bondage"

yes i gathered thanks

#HPcringe

"When Harry is tragically murdered, he thought it was the end"

usually it is

#HPcringe

"Ice cream, oh ice cream!"

good idea, brb

#HPcringe

"Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion"

well that's useful

why didn't anyone give one or several to Tom Riddle

#HPcringe

"this is the porniest thing I've ever written"

congratulations are in order

🎉

#HPcringe

"for every fandom in existence there must be a Harry Potter crossover"

no there must not

but there is one anyway

#HPcringe

"Semi-Dark!Dumbledore (you won't understand till you read it)"

mh I understand it's probably regular manipulative dumbledore #HPcringe

"Two months after the Battle, Harry packs his bag and goes back in time to save Severus Snape. He plans to arrive a day early. Instead, he overshoots his target date by sixteen years."

..... dude

be careful

#HPcringe

"Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Tooth-Rotting Fluff"

it is a fucking harry/voldemort fic

#HPcringe