'kay let's just do a number per like/boost
1. Sexual Orientation: https://witches.town/media/-1NKT5KBGb0A1a_nIe4
2. What I'm Really Bad At: A lot of things, mostly sleep schedules
3. Celebrity I'd fuck: sooo many, idk what to tell you, god
4. Best First Date: https://witches.town/media/7_SuZjbLqRuDseqzRq8
J'ai perdu le compte de mes notes, j'vais tous les faire, fuck it
5. Description of my Self-Esteem https://witches.town/media/8cgTiu0OkrQ1RlXD8xs
6. Best Friend's Name: idek if I can consider him my best friend, like, that's a huge thing but I'd say Joachim
7. Favourite Book: YOU KNOW IT
... WAIT FOR IT...
T̖͎͓̼̼̊̐ͪ̽͠h̸͚̮̝̖̣ͮ̃̐͒̒̓͒͐e̷͎̙̥̪̞̭̟̯̬̍͗̂ ̗̣͒͊͗̊̀̈́́ͤ̀S̖̭̤̣̽ͧ́̓ͮ͟i̡̫̳̦̲̝̻̞̓͋̀͡l̸̺̟̬ͧ̾̂ͮ́m̞̮̗̞͙ͦ͋ͧ͆̑̀ͯͮ́a̵̶͔̼̣̙͕̭͇͗ͧͫ̑ͫͨͭ͞ͅr̥̮̭͖̟̓̑͑ͫ̈̋͜͠i̵̠̲͈̳ͪ̽̓͐͑̚̕l̶̮̘̆̊̆ͪ̇ͥ̋͠l̷̸̜͎̺̙̻͚̺͌̋́ͅi͉̟̣̘̖̰̓́́ǫ̧͈̫̜̹̓̍̓ͩ̏ͨ͌̚n̵̪̩̳̥̼͔̒̐̚͠
8. Biggest Turn Off: Capitalism
9. Description of my Best Friend: GAY, cool drag queen, are their eyes green, grey or blue idek?, helps me get out of my shell and do just fine, calls me by my actual name irl and uses the right fucking pronouns, idk I'M BAD AT DESCRIPTIONS they're not perfect but they're cool, there
10. Favourite Animal:
Fictional - Phoenix
Real - Raven
I like birds
11. Someone I miss: Trump, but my aim's getting better
12. Reason Behind My Last Break-Up: huge control freak
13. What I did yesterday: FUCK ALL
14. Greatest Achievement: realising who I am, I guess... no idea
15. Description of who I dislike the most: I told ya, I'm bad at descriptions, Karen, I'm not doin' those, shut up! :(
(Sorry if your name's Karen btw)
16. Favourite Songs: m8, r u serious? I have, like, 3 billions
17. How my last kiss went down: I don't fuckin remember, probably something boring
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex:
Absolutely everything, I mean https://witches.town/media/rcm4_D-Epp2_Tmyng8U
19. Pets: none, sadly (YES I'M LOOKIN AT YOU MUM)
20. Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Chocolate/Mint, don't @ me
21. Where I want to be right now: dramatically and seductively lying on a grand piano, dressed in a black velvet dress, while a cute girl in a tuxedo is playing and singing "Alice" by Tom Waits for me
22. Worst thing someone said to me: "I'd rather he was gay"
23. Places I've lived: https://witches.town/media/6dK7XXwtDHa-VEWAgj4
24. I'll love you if you: are a cute girl and are playing Alice by Tom Waits for me in a tuxedo while I'm... *cough cough* Alternatively, I'll love you if you can recite Namárië by heart...
Or like, just be kind and cute... and a girl... 'cause I'm gay
GOD this toot is way longer than it should've been
25. Future plans: being a language teacher in Scandinavia or Iceland, with my girlfriend(s?) + writing that fucking legendarium + being fluent in a shitton of languages + destroying capitalism + having a down with cis bus
26. An Internal Conflict I Have: https://witches.town/media/NcIM0JmvMN43pLMg8H8
27. What I'm Doing Tomorrow: https://witches.town/media/rQRCQEPA4KGu1JZkLJQ
28. What I want to be when I grow up: Goddess of Chaos
29. Most embarrassing moment: okay, so we had this shitty school dance and it was compulsory, I was like, 6, and I had to hold a girl's hand in the air for a really long time but one day in rehearsals, my nose starts itching like really bad and I completely forgot I had a hand in my hand so I basically scratched my nose quite hardly with the hand of someone else...
There's probably more embarrassing moments but that's the one I'm thinking about rn
30. Two Insecurities: idk, I've tried thinking about it but I got bored, so idk
31. If I won the lotterTRANSITIONINGNOFUCKINGDOUBT
33. Favourite thing about myself: I'M GAY
35. Bands I've Seen Live:
Linkin Park
Shaka Ponk
Muse (4 times)
Skip The Use
Death
Obscura
Persefone
Finntroll
Joe Satriani
Mastodon
Iron Maiden
Sylosis
Opeth
Eluveitie
Sigur Rós ♥
36. Kids in the future?N̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋HoN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒wO̜͋MaN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋nyN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋?Ṋ̛̗̍̀̓̃͢O̥̩̬̘͌̅ ̨̘̩̪̹͔͙̒͐͆̈ͪ͢F̵̱̫̘͛ͦ͆͛̃͜͠U͒ͩ̏ͫ҉̻̞̲̹̰̱̼̣C̯̞̱̔͠K̝̣͉͇̘ͪ̍ͣ̌͋̌̕I̷̢̝̗̫̘ͭŅ̹̗̣͈̰̭̠͂̍̄͂̀͋ͦ͞G̱̖͉̝͉̼̠̈́͗̅ͪ̀ ̵̩̹ͥ̂K̢̻͉͐͂̈̇͡I̡͙̙̯͚̭̟̮̠̘͑͗̄ͯ̔̏͊̾̀D͖ͬ͆͑͋̔̎ͨ͒̚S̢͇̥͈͚͈͇̺̐ͭͪ̍̾ͣ͜ͅ ͭ҉͏̝̰̻̦Î̫̖̝͈̤̙̼͍́͡N̩̩̟̳̺ͭͭ͌̀͘ ̶̭̤̦͗ͩ̍̈́̉̒M̷͇̍ͮ̅ͮ̿Ȳ͐̌͆ͥ̿ͭ҉͏͎̱ ̠̩̻͈̫̳̞͚͕̉͌G̨͒ͯ͏͖̻͓̘͍ͅO͚̤̤͓̝̮̜̗͓͋̈̓͊D̡̤̠ͥ͗̂̏ͧ̾̏̕D͍̬͎͓̟͚̂ͅÃ͔̩̩̻͐̈́̀M͈̭̲̤̉͐̓̒Ṋ̱̼̆̈́ ̡̢̻̻̤̗̠̤̩͗̈́͋̌̌͌̂L̢͇̳̻̻̯͂̂ͨ͌͗ͧ͟I̴̸̬͑̓̾̕F̸̡̘͚̖̦̜̥͓͋̄́ͫ̈́̒̚̚Ȩ͙̞̲̳̘ͣͤ́́
37. My idea of a perfect date: I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
34. Pet Peeves: people who tell you to do stuff you were about to do anyway except now that they've told you to do it you're like 0% likely to do it