'kay let's just do a number per like/boost
1. Sexual Orientation: https://witches.town/media/-1NKT5KBGb0A1a_nIe4
2. What I'm Really Bad At: A lot of things, mostly sleep schedules
3. Celebrity I'd fuck: sooo many, idk what to tell you, god
4. Best First Date: https://witches.town/media/7_SuZjbLqRuDseqzRq8
J'ai perdu le compte de mes notes, j'vais tous les faire, fuck it
5. Description of my Self-Esteem https://witches.town/media/8cgTiu0OkrQ1RlXD8xs
6. Best Friend's Name: idek if I can consider him my best friend, like, that's a huge thing but I'd say Joachim
7. Favourite Book: YOU KNOW IT
... WAIT FOR IT...
T̖͎͓̼̼̊̐ͪ̽͠h̸͚̮̝̖̣ͮ̃̐͒̒̓͒͐e̷͎̙̥̪̞̭̟̯̬̍͗̂ ̗̣͒͊͗̊̀̈́́ͤ̀S̖̭̤̣̽ͧ́̓ͮ͟i̡̫̳̦̲̝̻̞̓͋̀͡l̸̺̟̬ͧ̾̂ͮ́m̞̮̗̞͙ͦ͋ͧ͆̑̀ͯͮ́a̵̶͔̼̣̙͕̭͇͗ͧͫ̑ͫͨͭ͞ͅr̥̮̭͖̟̓̑͑ͫ̈̋͜͠i̵̠̲͈̳ͪ̽̓͐͑̚̕l̶̮̘̆̊̆ͪ̇ͥ̋͠l̷̸̜͎̺̙̻͚̺͌̋́ͅi͉̟̣̘̖̰̓́́ǫ̧͈̫̜̹̓̍̓ͩ̏ͨ͌̚n̵̪̩̳̥̼͔̒̐̚͠
8. Biggest Turn Off: Capitalism
10. Favourite Animal:
Fictional - Phoenix
Real - Raven
I like birds
12. Reason Behind My Last Break-Up: huge control freak
13. What I did yesterday: FUCK ALL
14. Greatest Achievement: realising who I am, I guess... no idea
15. Description of who I dislike the most: I told ya, I'm bad at descriptions, Karen, I'm not doin' those, shut up! :(
(Sorry if your name's Karen btw)
16. Favourite Songs: m8, r u serious? I have, like, 3 billions
17. How my last kiss went down: I don't fuckin remember, probably something boring
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex:
Absolutely everything, I mean https://witches.town/media/rcm4_D-Epp2_Tmyng8U
19. Pets: none, sadly (YES I'M LOOKIN AT YOU MUM)
20. Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Chocolate/Mint, don't @ me
21. Where I want to be right now: dramatically and seductively lying on a grand piano, dressed in a black velvet dress, while a cute girl in a tuxedo is playing and singing "Alice" by Tom Waits for me
22. Worst thing someone said to me: "I'd rather he was gay"
23. Places I've lived: https://witches.town/media/6dK7XXwtDHa-VEWAgj4
24. I'll love you if you: are a cute girl and are playing Alice by Tom Waits for me in a tuxedo while I'm... *cough cough* Alternatively, I'll love you if you can recite Namárië by heart...
Or like, just be kind and cute... and a girl... 'cause I'm gay
GOD this toot is way longer than it should've been
25. Future plans: being a language teacher in Scandinavia or Iceland, with my girlfriend(s?) + writing that fucking legendarium + being fluent in a shitton of languages + destroying capitalism + having a down with cis bus
26. An Internal Conflict I Have: https://witches.town/media/NcIM0JmvMN43pLMg8H8
27. What I'm Doing Tomorrow: https://witches.town/media/rQRCQEPA4KGu1JZkLJQ
28. What I want to be when I grow up: Goddess of Chaos
29. Most embarrassing moment: okay, so we had this shitty school dance and it was compulsory, I was like, 6, and I had to hold a girl's hand in the air for a really long time but one day in rehearsals, my nose starts itching like really bad and I completely forgot I had a hand in my hand so I basically scratched my nose quite hardly with the hand of someone else...
There's probably more embarrassing moments but that's the one I'm thinking about rn
30. Two Insecurities: idk, I've tried thinking about it but I got bored, so idk
31. If I won the lotterTRANSITIONINGNOFUCKINGDOUBT
32. Description of my crush: I don't have any... seriously, where tae fuck are you
33. Favourite thing about myself: I'M GAY
34. Pet Peeves: people who tell you to do stuff you were about to do anyway except now that they've told you to do it you're like 0% likely to do it
35. Bands I've Seen Live:
Linkin Park
Shaka Ponk
Muse (4 times)
Skip The Use
Death
Obscura
Persefone
Finntroll
Joe Satriani
Mastodon
Iron Maiden
Sylosis
Opeth
Eluveitie
Sigur Rós ♥
36. Kids in the future?N̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋HoN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒wO̜͋MaN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋nyN̼̫̮̦͑̇͛͌̆̓͒O̜͋?Ṋ̛̗̍̀̓̃͢O̥̩̬̘͌̅ ̨̘̩̪̹͔͙̒͐͆̈ͪ͢F̵̱̫̘͛ͦ͆͛̃͜͠U͒ͩ̏ͫ҉̻̞̲̹̰̱̼̣C̯̞̱̔͠K̝̣͉͇̘ͪ̍ͣ̌͋̌̕I̷̢̝̗̫̘ͭŅ̹̗̣͈̰̭̠͂̍̄͂̀͋ͦ͞G̱̖͉̝͉̼̠̈́͗̅ͪ̀ ̵̩̹ͥ̂K̢̻͉͐͂̈̇͡I̡͙̙̯͚̭̟̮̠̘͑͗̄ͯ̔̏͊̾̀D͖ͬ͆͑͋̔̎ͨ͒̚S̢͇̥͈͚͈͇̺̐ͭͪ̍̾ͣ͜ͅ ͭ҉͏̝̰̻̦Î̫̖̝͈̤̙̼͍́͡N̩̩̟̳̺ͭͭ͌̀͘ ̶̭̤̦͗ͩ̍̈́̉̒M̷͇̍ͮ̅ͮ̿Ȳ͐̌͆ͥ̿ͭ҉͏͎̱ ̠̩̻͈̫̳̞͚͕̉͌G̨͒ͯ͏͖̻͓̘͍ͅO͚̤̤͓̝̮̜̗͓͋̈̓͊D̡̤̠ͥ͗̂̏ͧ̾̏̕D͍̬͎͓̟͚̂ͅÃ͔̩̩̻͐̈́̀M͈̭̲̤̉͐̓̒Ṋ̱̼̆̈́ ̡̢̻̻̤̗̠̤̩͗̈́͋̌̌͌̂L̢͇̳̻̻̯͂̂ͨ͌͗ͧ͟I̴̸̬͑̓̾̕F̸̡̘͚̖̦̜̥͓͋̄́ͫ̈́̒̚̚Ȩ͙̞̲̳̘ͣͤ́́
37. My idea of a perfect date: I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
@AliceinCrystalTokyo oskour mais pourquoi les gens grr
11. Someone I miss: Trump, but my aim's getting better