I need somebody to plan some rad holiday shit because just thinking about doing it myself is making me tired, but I have a couple of cool dresses I never get to wear, and this is a CONFLICT
our upstairs neighbor straight up knocked on our door and asked to borrow half a cup of sugar, why am I living in clichetown
my phone pocket-tweeted a link I had open, I guess, and now I am like ... twitter... you've betrayed me for the last time
@IggyMeansHeroin I had this idea in the middle of the night the other night that you should send me a minecraft world and let me muck around in it for a while and then maybe I could send it back???