Moved to viv@cybre.space @viv@witches.town

hot damn even the term "social capital" echos the values and goals of capitalism

@verius Psst. Psst. Allowing dissent to exist by segmenting spaces is how the entire universe works. It's the default mode of society.

Otherwise you demand everyone deal with every confrontation that exists randomly. As any twitter user will tell you: that is exhausting.

I think the community-buildling, "village"-centric aspect of this will turn out to be a terrifyingly effective accidental (?) social hack.

On an instance, while it's growing, there's a small enough group of people that you can safely get to know some people, and get seen, without getting lost in an ocean of millions. And following interesting people is good for *your* community, and not just yourself. It's great.

and suddenly, it stops. cuts to a wide shot of the city from above. the frenetic music ends.

and then it delivers its first obvious Statement. fade from the grid of city streets to a gridlike processor die. https://cybre.space/media/9iyZfGdtOnXlU2s7uFg https://cybre.space/media/pn6R6iO59BkpJ0OgSBY

everyone in the audience say it together: "oh"

all that city life we just experienced is programmed, predetermined. electrons moving down wires. scripted.

#ACAB

All
Cutewitches
Are
Beautiful

PSA animated gifs cause issues for some folks, please use static images for avatars and put gifs under a CW

super mario world but in an eldritch unknowable geometry
minecraft but in an eldritch unknowable geometry
tony hawk's pro skater 2 but in an eldritch unknowable geometry
football sport game 18 but in an eldritch unknowable geometry

im pretty sure "but in an eldritch unknowable geometry" improves every single game

This is the platform we will use to send hope and love to our digimon during their final internet-apocalypse battle to help them evolve one last time~

at some point the population of witches town will surpass 50,000 souls, at which point(*1) it must be re-designated witches city

further, the best strategy to maximize witch density per block is to build donut-shaped zones with points of interest in each "hole"(*2)

also fuck roads, just build rail systems everywhere(*3), witches fly anyway

works cited
(1) snes sim city
(2) snes sim city
(3) snes sim city

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