Wixalice has left the town @victim_of_changes@witches.town

two types of posts i make: lewd and food

Burger King discontinued the steakhouse king burger, so i got a bacon king and some onion rings and im putting my own damn steak sauce on it
i will have it my way gdi

this towel on the floor is folded and crumpled in just the right way that out of the corner of my eye it continues to look a LOT like a pitbull sitting at the end of my bed and id love that except that we dont have a dog so its creepy

mood of the day is accidental depression nap

i really want short, black stiletto nails, but I could never put my fingers inside someone with those and that kills me

i need tiny claws but also sex

@grime_witch 🌻 ? <3 i hope you feel better https://witches.town/media/KmLQkiSWv2_9kjVQ3JA

We just got a 45 day free trial of Hulu from a box of Pizza Rolls

rad :O

I love my pharmacy bf. He can refill my medication so I dont have to <3

i have. doggo eyebrows. 🐺

https://witches.town/media/KcZInwQY8t23nOCja48

i love how i can apparently still find long argument threads about religion and "SJWs" on a porn site :V

im not kidding, at least 50 different people joined in on this argument

calm down

video: buffering
me: suffering

dear bf's old-ass parents: no, turning off my laptop will not make your shitty DSL internet any better, nor will it load your Netflix stream any faster.

you ever get so bored you just organize and group the icons on your desktop because i do apparently

:o I awoo'ed at a dog that was awooin' down the street and it awoo'ed back

me: "why do i feel like such garbage? everything is sad and i can't move. what's wrong with me?"

me @ me: u forgot ur meds again, u fool

"Get in my balls!" was shouted in this Pokemon playthrough and I just. #same