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Callout post for Vi
-doesn't love cats
-unacceptable
the holy trinity: fav, boost, follow
how bad of a person is brendan eich that inventing javascript is only the second-worst thing he's done
@inmysocks There is no such thing as too much swearing when working with javascript.
(in case you can't tell, I suffered a cat-related incident today)
what is the source of cats' power
can we destroy it
General reminder:
Cats would eat you if they were bigger
Dogs could eat you but don't
Tips on being a great familiar (dictated by mine)
-sneak up somewhere perilously high, where the people cannot reach
-get stuck
-yell
-YELL!
-wait for your person to come and reach for you
-back up
-yell
-wait for your person to find a chair
-yell
-watch your person climb the chair and scoop you into their arms
-climb them
-haha, can't get stuck now
-preen smugly at how much you've livened up their evening
-climb them MORE
I used linux once, I ended up with 128 of my car keys and got attacked by MISSINGNO
when devs can't reproduce crashes because their silly OS lets them overrun buffers 😶
using linux is terrifying
I'm convinced I am the only person in the world who scrolls like this because so many websites are broken when you do it
lots of news sites automatically load the next article when you get half-way down, so you'll be dragging, dragging, dragging and then woops the position on the page completely changed
blogspot ui rage: can't click the thumb of the scrollbar to drag it down because it's covered by this thing which pops out when the cursor moves near it
it was reverse psychology the whole time, the mpaa really just wanted people to steal cars
I'm looking forward to the inevitable rules lawyering over the msoc silencing policy 🍿
@vi Fuck the police
It's a crime
doing a quick poll, boost if u agree with the thing i'm heavily implying is the right option (thus propagating my opinion further), fav if your opinion is wrong