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I have moved to @vi
Uh, I don't think so
An accurate assessment of my people skills
hey look we got a new printe-... and it's jammed
note the .uk homepage is all news and the .com homepage has a bunch of fluff articles
it's annoying how bbc.co.uk forcibly redirects me to bbc.com, I can see the .uk homepage for a second or two and then it changes
french progress: it took 62 days but I've finally progressed to hitting the keyboard in frustration
turns out I had a backup of the file I needed the whole time 🤦
This is a very good statement that was written just after the US started the invasion of Iraq. Can you guess where it's from? Afficher plus
In the future everyone will use and understand one language; emoji!
The year 2100: everyone uses emoji but samsung emoji users and apple emoji users can't understand each other
what the heck happened here? http://emojipedia.org/face-with-look-of-triumph/
Look of Triumph and Steam From Nose are very different things 😶
me: okay, stop thinking about that now it's unhelpful
brain: okay
me: you're doing it again 😤
brain: AM NOT
did smtpd seriously just eat the mesage I was sending because there was less than 4% diskspace free on it's spool partition 😑
there's "only" 1GB of space left so we can't send this ~4kb email!
I am stressed and annoyed, I should watch Doctor Who
*43 minutes, 14 seconds later*
MOFFAT IS DESTROYING DOCTOR WHO
I fixed a problem a while ago, now an update has unfixed the problem and I can't remember what I did to refix the problem
this was my 666th toot 🎉
human anatomy or something from Alien?
I hope french people learning english get as confused about "pants" being plural as I do about "pantalon" not being plural 😵
there's people I wish would make mastodon accounts just so I can block them
anyone can be trans if they want to be, just incorporate in Luxembourg and you're good
too het to be queer