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of course this was the guy who called a snap election while drunk and got theresa may'd 30 years before theresa may did, although worse because he also lost the majority

and then created a constitutional crisis by refusing to cede power

one of nz's worst prime ministers once said "New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries"

maybe he had a point 🤔

this is the prime minister of australia 😶

( from https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/14/new-law-would-force-facebook-and-google-to-give-police-access-to-encrypted-messages )

Today is the 228th anniversary of Dulait the pastry cook getting kicked in the groin

It took 10 hours but you all finally caught up

Happy French day, for real this time 🎆 🥖 🇫🇷 🥐 🎆

Welcome to Friday 😁

I'm sometimes very surprised that I got it right

1 hour and this hellish week is over and then I don't care what the weather does for the next 2.5 days 🚫 ☁

http://agriculture.gouv.fr/sites/minagri/files/documents/hs20_16-17.pdf

( cc: @Dhveszak )

Happy French day! 🎉 🥐 🇫🇷 🥖 🎉

...although it isn't French day in France yet

LB: I get the joke! I get the joke!

web browser choices:

- the one that only works on windows
- the one that only works on mac os
- the one that tracks you
- the one that says it doesn't track you but does anyway

tired: throttling traffic in protest for net neutrality

wired: throttling traffic because you hate humans and want them to suffer

me usually: ugh, when's the next passing lane? I don't want to be behind this tanker

me today: I will follow this tanker into the depths of hell

a smile is just sour ire

je veux á faire une plainte, je pense que ma réponse est plus logique