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spoiler for the quiz Afficher plus
lewd sex toy silliness Afficher plus
dear game developers, sports writers, and andrew hussies of this world. if you make me WORK to enjoy a story, i.e., by presenting it in some kind of extremely reader-unfriendly, time-unfriendly, contrived way?
not only am i NOT !!!!! going to read your story, but im going to literally find out where you live, and come to your house, and take an ice cream cone and turn the ice cream cone upside down, and put it on top of your head
metservive advertising game of thrones
the stages of snow denial:
it won't snow --> okay but it won't snow too hard --> alright but it won't settle --> yeah but it won't settle *on the roads* ---> well, shit
won't someone please think of the Commons!?
Duo is now my psychologist
There are plot holes in my internal narrative
nz politics Afficher plus
Someone please make a bot that periodically toots variations of "I'm tired of the <random thing> discourse"
my favorite meme is pretending sex is real
nobody will trick me into scrolling through that sbnation thing with the promise that it gets good
NOBODY
Je suis quelqu'un de très marrant. https://social.wxcafe.net/media/n9jwwabs7cE60UqOqq0
THIS HANDHELD GAME SYSTEM KILLS FASCISTS
@vi I checked on duckduckgo and... https://witches.town/media/L4Nmz19adUDJbmJnyTc I think they do, actually 🤔
why do people like cats, nasty predators, always getting in places they shouldn't, making that obnoxious hissing noise and they're hardly cute with their scaly skin, forked tongues and poisonous fangs
I don't get it
why is the kitchen full of feathers, c'est un mystère
what an I supposed to direct hyperbolic anger at if there's no doctor who today