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hover the mouse over the text of a normal toot, the cursor becomes a hand

expand a cw'd toot and hover the mouse over it, the cursor stays a pointer

fsdjfisdjfisdjfiwejfief

this is annoying me a lot more than it should

maybe I'm doing this wrong, am I supposed to leave my eyes in the sockets?

I can't put eye drops in 🙈

this was an only slightly exaggerated re-enactment of me discovering the slider utility for dragonfly

https://www.dragonflybsd.org/docs/docs/howtos/howtoslide/

"you seen this program"

don't care

"it cures cancer"

whatever

"it creates world peace"

boring

"it solves child poverty"

meh

"it's written in Ada"

okay, this I gotta see

@Murkrow that's good then, I was afraid it would involve things like sacrificing a goat in a cemetery at midnight under the light of a pale moon, consuming the tears of an orphan, drinking plenty of water, getting a good night's sleep

that sort of thing

summoning a great old one with the boys

🚫 🐙

mechanics are sorcerers, they mutter an incantation like "the alternator isn't charging the battery" and money disappears from your bank account and ends up in theirs

oh and apparently declaring array sizes with constant ints is a gcc extension

the more you know

I'm relieved but a little disappointed

I searched a compiler warning and duckduckgo told me safe search had blocked a result, and I was worried someone had made porn of compiler warnings but it was just fuckingclangwarnings.com

developers are like bees, they don't care what humans think

masto devs hate fun
y u nerf fun

okay, child --> children is really silly, how did we let that happen

well, at least my car troubles have lead to a somewhat popular toot

if only I could pay mechanics with stars and boosts

searching for a problem, found a car forum

op: I need help with this issue

first reply: do this thing

second reply: if you do that thing your car will explode

this is what tech help forums look like to non-computer people isn't it