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on a scale of 0 to <script> how worried should the spinning text make me

but jack you laid off the design team months ago

then get me the lowest paid contractors you can find

birdsiter #22319: lol that edge

birdsiter #49543: woah dude don't cut yourself on that edge

algorithm: BEEP BOOP CALCULATIONS SHOW USERS DO NOT LIKE SHARP EDGES

jack: get me the design team!

https://witches.town/media/jiHoGx77NUaM6xODyAk

I thought user-level instance blocking had been implemented? I can't find the option

switzerland was neutral in world war 2, nazis that flew into swiss airspace still got shot down

approach the new users slowly and carefully, they may frighten easily, hold the apple with your palm flat, not with your fingers

good job nintendo, you pissed off the only one of your fan bases level-headed enough to not declare war on Kyoto over the smallest slight

oh, it seems animal crossing fans aren't happy, but their disappointment is mostly manifesting as resolved sadness rather than righteous indignation, which is just no fun

I wonder how many years before Microsoft will really stop patching XP

how am I supposed to enjoy nintendo fans' hopes and dreams being crushed if nintendo has gone and apparently made everyone happy

fâché le fash

France: *keeps reading the bee movie script*
Brazil: okay okay you can have the bloody lobsters

Brazil: by france's logic, kangaroos can fly

France: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a kangaroo should be able to fly, the kangaroo, of course, flies anyway because kangaroos don't care what brazil thinks is impossible

France: Lobsters swim!
Brazil: Lobsters crawl!
France: I WILL FIGHT YOU IRL
Brazil: BRING IT

This is... um, fascinating

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

I think it's supposed to be ils mangent but it accepts il mange because there's no way to know?