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you're not straight enough for the straights, not gay enough for the gays
it's really simple: it's for anyone who fits the acronym LGBT, ie.
Law enforcement
Government agencies
Bourgeoise elite
Transnational corporations
it's been usurped by companies and governments but it's bi, ace, nb folk who keep being told they're not welcome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ugh there's still arguments over who is "allowed" at pride 😑
Create new idioms by badly translating other idioms from french
Have the fishing
Fart the shape
proposal to replace spoon theory with peach theory
Does « as-tu la pêche ? » work?
I don't have the peach
Labour voters in Moray need a lesson in strategic voting
BBC World News interrupted their election results to go to the news update and the first news item was election results ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shoutout to the guy who got 32 votes, his mum must be proud
If you get exactly 666 votes you should win by default
uk election, tooting Afficher plus
@vi
tired: duolingo
wired : literally this
if I got an electric shock every time I typed "du la" I'd probably stop doing it 🤔
duolingo but with pavlovian conditioning
important update: I now have a cup of tea
thank you for your support during this trying time
new kettle has been acquired couldn't get it to work, had to consult instructions
tea update: the nazgûl have been summoned and are going to acquire a new kettle
my sister is telling me I can just boil water in a pot and as a somewhat civilised human being I am appalled at the suggestion
tea, politics Afficher plus