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the imac pro costs $5k but no one needs an 8-core xeon anyway so who cares

I like how « nous sommes parties » means almost the opposite of what you might expect

that might be a good idea

(I may have modified this a little)

spoiler for pokemon direct: there's no "Pokemon Stars" for the Switch

spoiler for wwcd: Steve Jobs has not been resurrected

so there's WWCD today and a Pokemon Direct tomorrow

bad week to be a pokemon and apple fan, how much disappointment can one person handle?

bunch of fire engines just went past 😯 🔥 🚨

everything sucks

just a reminder in case anyone had forgotten

if an ivysaur owned a shop, would it be her bazaar

@vi I guess the full translation is too long in French for fitting into the allocated space in memory.

My bulbizzare evolved into herbizzare, how bizzare

Nooo! It doesn't have the full translation

Aujourd'hui, c'est un jour férié pour l'anniversaire de la reine

Pokemon must fight naked, that's the rules

the "Requires basic reading skills" on the back of the pokemon game boxes is now too real

so, Koud'Korne 🤔

guessing that's a play on corne, but with a K (how kool...), but what's Koud?