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Also do you have any idea how hard it is to find a NidoranF in red version 😵

Grammatical gender is hard

oh right, silly me, this makes far more sense 😑

oh no, past tense 😬

hmm I can't find a french source that includes the quote 🤔

well that's one way to go

(cw: violence, death)

I'm starting with Bulbizarre because IT'S NAME IS BULBIZZARE

Bitter rivals

ERROR: cannot create girl

1998: there's a snorlax just sitting there and it puts itself to sleep making it even easier to catch

2017: snorlax is 500 gems, which cost $10

« nous » makes verbs evolve into eeveelutions

Anything Me Ask, give me an answer and I'll tell you the question

quand quelqu'un tu demandes si tu es un dieu, tu dit « OUI »

I want to fondle your pokemon

mayor of french carptown: something something something gratis

me, tourist in french carptown: uhh, you want to give me something for free?

mayor: oui !

me: okay, I guess... HEY! Why are you touching my pokemon!?

I must be translating this wrong, thought I

but nope it really is about massages and the mayor is just weird

What does « masse gratis » mean?

As in « Le maire masse gratis »

The mayor... something about free.

ouverture un froid un avec les garçons

cracking open a covfefe with the boys