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I'm reading about politics in switzlerand (because, why not) and it's making me feel a bit better about new zealand

at the optometrist: my glasses keep showing me bad news, can you fix this?

unfortunately I'm nearsighted, so I don't actually needed glasses to read about how doomed we all are 😥

*reads the latest political news*

*take off glasses and jumps on them*

everything is fine

just fine

french learning status: I know 97 ways to say "It is raining heavily"

duolingo accepts zero of them

@cassolotl @luluberlu I was literally just typing the font is XBAND Rough 😅

@cassolotl @luluberlu oh there's context, I thought we were just talking in general

the reason why robot eyes turns red in movies when they go evil is to signify that secure boot is off and they may be running unsigned firmware

@Seipas there are some comments saying that as well, so I've reported it

and besides, everyone knows it's faster if two people share one keyboard

If I'm about to buy a keyboard why would you recommend me more keyboards

you think this is Swordfish or something?

Imagine this is a hilarious image of a duolingo screenshot that has a witty caption or is otherwise taken out of context