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I wanted to make a gif of david tennent saying "bloody twitter" from the first episode of broadchurch, but he has his back to the camera when he says it so there isn't much point 😕

@typhlosion is

there are people born after pokemon red/blue were released who are 18

😮

@FragileVal also, my car is older than you 😜

@FragileVal but wouldn't that make you like 7?

*checks the calendar*

wait

WHAT

@Murkrow pourquoi je sais ça

@Murkrow au fait, « avoir la pêche » est une idiome, si tu ne savais pas

@Murkrow oh cher, donc tu n'as pas la pêche ?

conspiracy theory time

has anyone ever seen gagramel and poettering in the same room together 🤔

@Murkrow Tu as la pêche

@HexManiac @Ulfra_Wolfe smartphones making cameras ubiquitous is why ghosts and aliens stopped visiting us

@boots is that a bidoof or an american hotdog

I can think of at least one reason not to 💔

oh no, I think I've psyched myself into not feeling well 😩

@Elizafox I remember not being able to watch cartoons in the morning because all 3 of our tv channels were running news coverage. I didn't care what happened in the US, I wanted to watch Eagle Riders, damn it.

I will never forget that.

I wish I didn't know that mold has invisible roots that run well beyond the green parts

just took a bite out of a muffin to find the centre was full of mold 🤢

@cassolotl as someone who has never been on a train... are you not supposed to do that? 😳 I'm guessing it's bumpier than I expect?