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how bad of a person is brendan eich that inventing javascript is only the second-worst thing he's done
@inmysocks There is no such thing as too much swearing when working with javascript.
@Murkrow @HexManiac Ƀⱥꞥɉꝋ-Ꝁⱥƶøøɨɇ
@Murkrow @HexManiac ƀⱥꞥ ɉøɍꞡɇꞥ
@HexManiac @Murkrow bon appétit
@luluberlu @Tom I use InDesign and the font is "XBAND Rough"
@HexManiac @Murkrow apparently that works, but it's a farewell not a greeting 😅
@Elizafox tigers know that if they misbehave they'll get turned into a herbal remedy
(in case you can't tell, I suffered a cat-related incident today)
what is the source of cats' power
can we destroy it
@Murkrow @HexManiac bon worgen
@HexManiac @Murkrow psst, I don't think that's idiomatic, it's just bonjour
General reminder:
Cats would eat you if they were bigger
Dogs could eat you but don't
@typhlosion there's a children's novel about a school that uses textbooks which are full of inaccuracies which even a teenager can correct, and they keep using the same uncorrected textbooks for decades
it's calling something like harry potter and the half-blood prince
Tips on being a great familiar (dictated by mine)
-sneak up somewhere perilously high, where the people cannot reach
-get stuck
-yell
-YELL!
-wait for your person to come and reach for you
-back up
-yell
-wait for your person to find a chair
-yell
-watch your person climb the chair and scoop you into their arms
-climb them
-haha, can't get stuck now
-preen smugly at how much you've livened up their evening
-climb them MORE
I used linux once, I ended up with 128 of my car keys and got attacked by MISSINGNO
when devs can't reproduce crashes because their silly OS lets them overrun buffers 😶
using linux is terrifying