**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 00:34

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 00:34

[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]] @vi

This is... um, fascinating

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 00:35

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 00:35

France: Lobsters swim!
Brazil: Lobsters crawl!
France: I WILL FIGHT YOU IRL
Brazil: BRING IT

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 08:58

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 13 juin 2017, 08:58

Brazil: by france's logic, kangaroos can fly

France: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a kangaroo should be able to fly, the kangaroo, of course, flies anyway because kangaroos don't care what brazil thinks is impossible

**[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]]** @vi · 2017-06-13T09:08:14Z

[[ Moved to @vi@cybre.space ]] @vi

France: *keeps reading the bee movie script*
Brazil: okay okay you can have the bloody lobsters

13 juin 2017, 09:08 · Tusky · 0 · 1

**hétéromoulin semi-pro du cul** @luluberlu · 13 juin 2017, 09:09

**hétéromoulin semi-pro du cul** @luluberlu · 13 juin 2017, 09:09

@vi the bee movie except it's used as a weapon for psychological warfare