This is... um, fascinating
@vi I really like their citation of the Brazilian foreign minister "The attitude of France is inadmissible, and our government will not retreat. The lobster will not be caught." :D
Brazil: by france's logic, kangaroos can fly
France: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a kangaroo should be able to fly, the kangaroo, of course, flies anyway because kangaroos don't care what brazil thinks is impossible
France: *keeps reading the bee movie script*
Brazil: okay okay you can have the bloody lobsters
@vi the bee movie except it's used as a weapon for psychological warfare
France: Lobsters swim!
Brazil: Lobsters crawl!
France: I WILL FIGHT YOU IRL
Brazil: BRING IT