New account in bio!!! (OLD ❌ ) @verydumb@witches.town
this is my old account, my new one is @turbodragon
extremely loud and ear piercing noise at end of video! Afficher plus
I got splatoon 2!!!
I would give out friend code right now but im extremely tired and gonna go to sleep but i'll post it tomorrow!
I keep forgetting that amaroq has a really useful translate feature whoops
I bought ing.social, so if anyone wants to start a gerund-based masto instance, I can help :P
I'mma make cook.ing.social :3c
Every song you love has the potential to be ruined once you use it as your alarm clock.
Facebook wants to analyse your emotions as you browse
“A patent has revealed that the company would like to discreetly take control of the camera on your phone or laptop to analyse your emotions while you browse, serving you ‘uplifting’ adverts or posts when you are feeling down.”
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/facebook-wants-to-analyse-your-emotions-as-you-browse-8wrlb2hhb
#SurveillanceCapitalism https://mastodon.ar.al/media/Uss5lSPiZawUQCaxSU4
You could probably procedurally generate an HBO drama that's indistinguishable from a manmade one.
But... should you, though? 🤔
I can type anything at all, by my own free will, unfettered by time or constraints, left to my own devices, so here goes: Afficher plus
a person is doing a trick on a skateboard
im glad they were able to count to ten https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFVxJG5XUAIBR9c.jpg
Universe sandwhich
I don't wanna sleep
breaking: spacex announces during press conference a daring new plan to rocket a bread slice to mars and also put a bread slice on the floor, creating the universe's first space-sandwhich
the only thing that is not a sandwich is a single piece of bread, kept floating in the center of a sealed vaccum that is about 15 meters wide in each direction
anything else is a sandwich
for some reason i made a complete recreation of the sound of ears ringing and now my ears are ringing from making it
every time in the last 10 minutes that ive tried recording this one single sound for a song, something loud has interrupted the recording and its gone on so long im afraid to try again in case it ruins the chain
oh no i forgot how to make music