New account in bio!!! (OLD ❌ ) @verydumb@witches.town
this is my old account, my new one is @turbodragon
Setting up birdsite for optimal experience
https://witches.town/media/kJNlDx3wpi-rRi_sQzA
i've gone too far
going
to
go
to
bed
now
goodnight
there's a website that catalogues every vehicle that appeared on king of the hill http://www.imcdb.org/movie_118375-King-of-the-Hill.html
going to bed early, goodnight!
oh no i listened to a playlist i made 5 years ago and it is bad and not good
Hey. Guess who got art from @thefishcrow ?
Meeeeeeeeee! :D https://mastodon.social/media/CgcddidkRbFGR1mqPoA
who the hell uploaded a powerpoint presentation as a media attachment on a toot
objects in the mirror are gayer than they appear
I know its just the advertising working but applebees follows my private twitter and its so funny to me
fuck, maybe the reason i don't enjoy any media anymore is that you're not SUPPOSED to enjoy the media itself anymore!!!!! you're just supposed to enjoy the TVTropes page, youtube top 10s videos, tumblr rumor discourse, and speculative podcasts about the media
Boost this toot if you want to go back to bed
you can now play through the entirety of secret spaces <3
it's still rough but like... you can do it and that's fucking amazing
I have too many hobbies but I'm mediocre at all of them. Retoot if same.
go up to a straight couple and ask which one is the gay and which one the kobold
on Chelsea Manning being the best https://twitter.com/robnoon7/status/884454119645249536
wikihow about no
Also im doomed to always have the veggie tales theme song play on loop in my head whenever i do literally anything involving plants
Some people find peace through farm work but all i get is an undying rage against zucchini