New account in bio!!! (OLD ❌ ) @verydumb@witches.town

@HTHR very much same right now

my school's career day had 2 places show up: chick fil a and the military. The military is bad, but its also often the only choice people have.

im gonna go offline for a bit

Really tired of articles talking about trans people like they're some hypothetical thing instead of real, actual people who exist in the same world as them

Going to bed, goodnight

OH YEAH also the plant came with us and is a part of our party now

Eventually, one of the other members of the party arrives at the house. This person happens to be a 40-foot tall dragon, who sticks her head through the giant perfectly square hole. More screaming. She manages to convince the plant-player to come out of the house by bribing with a barrel of beer she stole on her way to the house. When she takes her head out of the house, she shoots a giant plume of fire into the sky and all of us meet up and then immediately try to leave town. Also we rob a bank on our way out

My character realizes this is probably a reallllly bad situation to be in, so i bolt off down the road, trying to act like i wasnt a part of any of this. The other person, meanwhile, ignoring the screaming, calmly looks for a potted plant somewhere in the house. He finds one, and the group starts panicking at how big of a situation this might turn into. While the group is arguing and the residents are still screaming, he brings the plant to life, which immediately begins to yell nonsense quickly and nonstop. the other members of the group start making their way over to the house, and he just starts looking calmly for more plants.

played dnd for the first time today, with some friends and their dnd group, and this thing happened that i wanna share everywhere cause i love it: Its night, we are all scattered around a city, and me and one of the people are walking down a street together. Out of nowhere, he says "im gonna break into a house and make someone's plant talk." So he just, walks up to a house, and does a spell that makes a giant, perfectly square hole in the wall. He walks in, and i follow. Directly on the other side of this wall happened to be the house's owner and their kid, who both begin screaming.

@typhlosion aw geez, im glad you didnt get hurt!