New account in bio!!! (OLD ❌ ) @verydumb@witches.town
this is my old account, my new one is @turbodragon
guild wars 2 anyone?
extremely loud and ear piercing noise at end of video! Afficher plus
I got splatoon 2!!!
I would give out friend code right now but im extremely tired and gonna go to sleep but i'll post it tomorrow!
I keep forgetting that amaroq has a really useful translate feature whoops
@Sylvhem aw dang, hope things go better tomorrow! Also, very off topic, but the lighting in those example pictures is really good!
I bought ing.social, so if anyone wants to start a gerund-based masto instance, I can help :P
I'mma make cook.ing.social :3c
Every song you love has the potential to be ruined once you use it as your alarm clock.
Facebook wants to analyse your emotions as you browse
“A patent has revealed that the company would like to discreetly take control of the camera on your phone or laptop to analyse your emotions while you browse, serving you ‘uplifting’ adverts or posts when you are feeling down.”
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/facebook-wants-to-analyse-your-emotions-as-you-browse-8wrlb2hhb
#SurveillanceCapitalism https://mastodon.ar.al/media/Uss5lSPiZawUQCaxSU4
You could probably procedurally generate an HBO drama that's indistinguishable from a manmade one.
But... should you, though? 🤔
I can type anything at all, by my own free will, unfettered by time or constraints, left to my own devices, so here goes: Afficher plus
Capitalism distilled Afficher plus
a person is doing a trick on a skateboard
@cassolotl i've never done it but im absolutely sure i know people who probably regularly shoot open locks when they cant find keys
im glad they were able to count to ten https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFVxJG5XUAIBR9c.jpg
Universe sandwhich
I don't wanna sleep