played dnd for the first time today, with some friends and their dnd group, and this thing happened that i wanna share everywhere cause i love it: Its night, we are all scattered around a city, and me and one of the people are walking down a street together. Out of nowhere, he says "im gonna break into a house and make someone's plant talk." So he just, walks up to a house, and does a spell that makes a giant, perfectly square hole in the wall. He walks in, and i follow. Directly on the other side of this wall happened to be the house's owner and their kid, who both begin screaming.

My character realizes this is probably a reallllly bad situation to be in, so i bolt off down the road, trying to act like i wasnt a part of any of this. The other person, meanwhile, ignoring the screaming, calmly looks for a potted plant somewhere in the house. He finds one, and the group starts panicking at how big of a situation this might turn into. While the group is arguing and the residents are still screaming, he brings the plant to life, which immediately begins to yell nonsense quickly and nonstop. the other members of the group start making their way over to the house, and he just starts looking calmly for more plants.