played dnd for the first time today, with some friends and their dnd group, and this thing happened that i wanna share everywhere cause i love it: Its night, we are all scattered around a city, and me and one of the people are walking down a street together. Out of nowhere, he says "im gonna break into a house and make someone's plant talk." So he just, walks up to a house, and does a spell that makes a giant, perfectly square hole in the wall. He walks in, and i follow. Directly on the other side of this wall happened to be the house's owner and their kid, who both begin screaming.
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Eventually, one of the other members of the party arrives at the house. This person happens to be a 40-foot tall dragon, who sticks her head through the giant perfectly square hole. More screaming. She manages to convince the plant-player to come out of the house by bribing with a barrel of beer she stole on her way to the house. When she takes her head out of the house, she shoots a giant plume of fire into the sky and all of us meet up and then immediately try to leave town. Also we rob a bank on our way out