Me: "Mmmf, I am bored."
Brain: "Hey, what would be your speech at your father's funeral if he'd happen to die?"
Me: "???"
Brain: "Or at your mother's?"
Me: "Brain."
Brain: "Or at your mate's ?"
Me: "Brain..."
Brain: "Oh it would be so sad if they'd die."
Me: "Please."
Brain: "Oh and you would be so lonely."
Me: "Stop."
Brain: "And you would..."
Me: "STOP, BRAIN, STOP!"
Brain: "All right, poop's done, go back to work. Remember, no crying before your colleagues. And dry your tears. Or they'd wondered what the fuck is wrong with you."

Could not blame them, I wonder too... -_-