Tobasco da Gama @tobascodagama@witches.town
Fake Witch Boy, #MeFite
@tobascodagama I'm a 50 cal hastily bolted onto the back of Datsun in Raqqa
Everyone post your tanksona, I'm a heavy tank from C&C: Red Alert.
@tobascodagama or people who main tanks in vidya games
Continually annoyed and disappointed that "tankies" refers to horrible Soviet apologists rather than nice people with tanksonas.
Someone who's never met a Linux enthusiast: https://glitch.social/media/VLz02hpaAAiRgmVnGqg
Discourse shitpost, plague inc Afficher plus
you: dick pic
me, an intellectual: Richard Portrait
Mute all the tankies tbh.
Has anyone promoted Mastodon to any of the cast and/or crew of any Star Trek series with the phrase "William Shatner can't find you there" yet?
@bstacey Alternatively, reveal that the Ferengi were normal and well-adjusted -- utopian, even -- until they were sold warp drive tech and taught the Rules of Acquisition less than a generation ago by a human named Harvey Mudd.
tired: pressing the local timeline icon to get to the local timeline
wired: pressing "back" above a single toot about 800 times to get back to the local timeline through an entire week's worth of individual toots
@bstacey TBF, I like the idea of the Federation's luxury space communists having a foil in hardcore Gordon Gekko types, but they really needed to be
A) a true "anti-federation" of multiple species
B) not super transparent Jewish stereotypes (with a few Arab traits sprinkled in because why not)
@bstacey I can't figure out if the fact that most of the Ferengi actors are Jewish makes things better or far, far worse.
Everything involving the Ferengi in Star Trek makes me intensely uncomfortable.
I should be a witch for Halloween. And every day before and after Halloween.
What if Snoke is actually a bunch of Porgs in a trenchcoat?
Porg pogs.
@oceangrunge Love me some Porgs.