Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town

Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not

These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)

Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself

Pronunciation:

HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self

Who is Maximum Gay? Tune in to find out

It’s me. I’m Maximum Gay

ive had my phone plugged into an unplugged extension cord for 20 minutes

help me, how do i expalin this

@brendonsdead that’s my bf folx
Now you know ​​

@brendonsdead hey! welcome to mastodon

I'm like really excited rn, you dont even know

Why are there so many different ones (instances)

Why does witches.town only let you sign up for one hour

My bf has more questions

The responses so far are great, but the description should maybe include significant differences and an idea of how to use it? Idk

Quick, you folx have to help me explain Mastodon to my boyfriend

Breaking news: Mastodon is a kazoo https://witches.town/media/3o3TuDQ-OKiLIH30xZs

Good night.
By which I mean good morning.
Because it is midnight.
At least from where I’m sitting.
...time zones.

This is so relatable I’ve actually done it at least thrice https://witches.town/media/TwadNoJCdeG-ZfV3a_4