Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town
Scribbly winged human
Mixed in gender, race, and mental state
I have a webcomic: Absurd!
Https://tapas.io/series/Absurd-/
Chaotic Hungry
They/Them or Hae/Hem
profile picture by @brendonsdead
Top Secret: theycallmemo@sleeping.town (read pinned toots)
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Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not
These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)
Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself
Pronunciation:
HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self
Who is Maximum Gay? Tune in to find out
You wouldn’t steal a pronoun
…I… I /would/ download a pronoun
"Pronouns for sale! Get your pronouns here!"
[Upon closer inspection, the vendor's pronouns all seem to be slightly misspelled]
In late-stage capitalism, counterfeiting pronouns is the only ethical option.
"You call yourself a mad scientist? Where's your mad control group? Where's your mad lab manual? There's not even a mad fire extinguisher here, where are your mad safety protocols?"
Okay, but anyone who knows this song, or even just the lyrics to this song, knows that it is immensely lewd
Holding my pronouns up to the light to check if they're genuine
we wouldn't have to worry about counterfeit pronouns if we rejected mass-produced ones and only bought them from local pronoun artisans
for every pronoun, there is an equal and opposite conoun
blockchain for pronoun verification
It turns out, the real treasure was the pronouns we counterfeited along the way.
but my pronouns are centrist
tired: pronouns
wired: þronouns
In California, you can legally grow up to 3 pronouns per adult, for recreational use.
Know yoyr meme: pronouns
Thinkpiece: Have Milennials killed authentic pronouns?
dark web pronouns
hey kid, wanna buy some prounouns
