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Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not

These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)

Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself

Pronunciation:

HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self

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a computer worm that installs ad blockers for everyone

They stopped, but I’m still lowkey scared

There’s like little feet sounds right above my head
I’m freakin out a lil

all caps Afficher plus

spheres have the smallest and most compact surface area for a given volume of friend. spheres are efficient friends

Curd your enthusiasm isn’t a thing
*curb your enthusiasm song intensifies*

Good night
*curd your enthusiasm song plays*

y’know how I wrote an album in one night a few days ago Afficher plus

I like getting heaps of mentions all at once, this is fun

My favourite thing in media is when you see a sexy lady and then there's a "shock" reveal that she's got, like, a giant gross monster tongue and fangs and claws and that's supposed to make us think she's *less* attractive.

there is a sports on the TV in this bar and they just said "it's the game we've all been waiting for" but i heard "gay" instead of "game" and was like "yes, i am here"

You know that meme where it’s an awkward moment followed by the credit song from Curb Your Enthusiasm

That’s my life in a nutshell