Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town
Scribbly winged human
Mixed in gender, race, and mental state
I have a webcomic: Absurd!
Https://tapas.io/series/Absurd-/
Chaotic Hungry
They/Them or Hae/Hem
profile picture by @brendonsdead
Top Secret: theycallmemo@sleeping.town (read pinned toots)
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Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not
These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)
Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself
Pronunciation:
HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self
Who is Maximum Gay? Tune in to find out
By which I mean school shit
Is hang the right word? Idk
Anyway it’s over not under
Hey, you know what hasn’t been a meme on here yet?
Which is the right way to hang toilet paper
This should be interesting https://witches.town/media/8G8lgDx7jDdPDgvG6u4
Pro tip: Like split infinitives and ending a sentence with a preposition, grammarians of the 18th and 19th centuries proscribed the singular "they" not because it was actually bad English grammar but because you can't do it in Latin.
hey, my cute friend. you.
yes, you.
you made it to 2018. you did it.
I made it too.
I know we can make it to 2019 together. And beyond, even, maybe.
But I'll need your help.And maybe you'll need mine.
So let's do our best, ok? Promise me?
Ok goodnight
I’m very proud of myself
As of now, I have written an entire album in one night
did you know the coffee bean is technically a berry?
every time you brew a fresh pot, you're writing a new chapter in decanter berry tales
Goodnight!
Shwoop
People randomly seemed to like my oof shwoop joke so is shwoop a word now
Oof: pre-existing meme words
Shwoop: making up your own meme words
Tired: “tired: wired:” format jokes
Wired: “oof: shwoop:” format jokes
@davidpgil Mastodon is ok as it is.
It doesn't need to become a feature creep aiming to be an alternative to tweetdeck and facebook and instagram and youtube and etc.
If it tried to be everything, its UI would become unbearable.