Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town

Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not

These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)

Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself

Pronunciation:

HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self

Who is Maximum Gay? Tune in to find out

It’s me. I’m Maximum Gay

I just watched Black Museum.

H O L Y F U C K.

Okay, I’m done live tooting. I don’t think anyone wants this

... he’s a dictator.

Space Fleet has the force? It’s not Star Wars...

Oh no, they’re ALL gonna get fucked up now

They’re gonna get themselves saved through a tweet? 😂

THEY HAVE NO GENITALS

“And so say- oh my fuck”
That guy is ME

I’m not sure live tooting is really a good choice for me

“Look over there! A naked lady!”
What a good tactic, wow

Even the monsters were people? This is some RALLY fucked up shit

This is some cheesy ass shit

Wow, even in his own program shit looks fake as hell

Actually, Cole looks familiar

This is severely fucked up

“Go fuck yourself. Sir.”
THE BEST LINE

This is actually really sad

It kinda reminds me of the cookie concept from White Christmas

Yeah, this is not fun