Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town

Also I’m trying out new pronouns besides they/them because why the fuck not

These are hae/hem pronouns; they’re similar to they/them in pronunciation, but i like to think the h shared with she/her and he/him pronouns adds familiarity to their usage (idk though)

Pronoun.is/hae/hem/haer/haers/hemself

Pronunciation:

HAE- sounds like hay
HEM- sounds like hem
HAER- sounds like hair
HAERS- sounds like hairs
HEMSELF- sounds like hem followed by the word self

Who is Maximum Gay? Tune in to find out

It’s me. I’m Maximum Gay

What is everyone’s problem with Christmas Eve? I think that’s a great time to do it

Wow, Chewing Gum girl is not nice in this one
What does “wide berth” mean

The one I’m watching is USS Callister btw

That is NOT a healthy way to deal with frustration at all :/

Wow, he turned into an asshole so fucking quick

Wow, what a fanboy. I’m shook
But actually really impressed. He made this shit?

*love

Wow, this looks just like the beginning of an incredibly hetero robe triangle! Wow, please don’t do this BM

I’m bout to punch this “shiny front” guy

Star Fleet?
Also he mentioned Netflix, how META

“Beautiful code”
What a fangirl

The Chewing Gum girl is in this!
I’m freakin out!

I thought he said “Good morning Cracker” 😂

Elena’s an asshole, I can tell

I’m loving this low-budget ripoff Star Trek

Binge watching Black Mirror (spoilers ahead, probably)