Maximum Gay is cold @theycallmemo@witches.town

…I… I /would/ download a pronoun

"Pronouns for sale! Get your pronouns here!"
[Upon closer inspection, the vendor's pronouns all seem to be slightly misspelled]

In late-stage capitalism, counterfeiting pronouns is the only ethical option.

"You call yourself a mad scientist? Where's your mad control group? Where's your mad lab manual? There's not even a mad fire extinguisher here, where are your mad safety protocols?"

Holding my pronouns up to the light to check if they're genuine

we wouldn't have to worry about counterfeit pronouns if we rejected mass-produced ones and only bought them from local pronoun artisans

for every pronoun, there is an equal and opposite conoun

blockchain for pronoun verification

It turns out, the real treasure was the pronouns we counterfeited along the way.

but my pronouns are centrist

tired: pronouns
wired: þronouns

In California, you can legally grow up to 3 pronouns per adult, for recreational use.

Thinkpiece: Have Milennials killed authentic pronouns?

dark web pronouns

hey kid, wanna buy some prounouns

You either die a hero or live to run for senator