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OH SHIT 2018 IS YEAR OF THE DOG
2018 IS YEAR OF THE DOG
ARF ARF ARF ARF
AWOOO

hey i made a nice retro button for your geocities homesteads real quick. if anyone who is better at 90sy pixel things than me wants to make a better version of this please do https://a.weirder.earth/media/YD1T-iwLNTLUGS6xPx4

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN your boyfriend!

https://mastodon.social/media/QPfIPU2Sh7qU2Q4yer4

*pops into your dreams*

Hey there it's your angelic sex therapist. I'm here to make you feel real good, help you to be more confident in that hot body of yours, and maybe get to the bottom of a few things you have repressed.

maaaa

Hey you're cute and good and I like you a lot

Fun prank: Make them study for 16 years then don't give them a job

i hate kissing in front of people and was so relieved the first year we were dating when my SO told me he had a different tradition he'd been doing since he was a kid

at the last second before midnight, we jump into the air and land in the next year

it's cute and fun and imo much better than awkwardly making out in a crowd. also good because everyone can participate, not just those in relationships!

anyway if you're looking for a non-PDA NYE option I highly recommend it

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Enjoy your evening 💚

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Retweeting Twitter posts on Mastodon is like moving to another town to get away from your ex, but your mom keeps sending you his Instagram posts.

I just want more queer close friends

I'm gay and I want relationships based on mutual emotional: availability, support, and responsibility